Malik

I'm Lauren I like lemonade and pickles. I like the boys in the band. I Stan for Britney, One Direction & MJ. #ZerrieIsFake #RIPMJ I want to change the world.

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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